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A curmudgeon’s guide to the 2026 US elections | Dave Schilling

Sunday, November 1, 2026 · 12:00 PM

A curmudgeon’s guide to the 2026 US elections | Dave Schilling

From the cheesecake factory discourse to the double Dan Sullivans, campaign season has been ridiculous Chances are, as you’re reading this, your bunker is fully stocked, your doors are locked, and you’re peeking at your computer screen through gaps between your fingers. After all, it’s election day on Tuesday. Once again, democracy will be tested – like Beavis & Butthead taking the SATs. I’m not looking forward to it

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